Why?????

I don't think anything can surpass the curiosity (and originality) of a three-year-old. These are actual questions I have been asked recently.

Why are you blowing your nose?

Why are you painting the walls?

Why did the paint dry?

Why did the paint stay on the wall?

Why is Daddy sleeping?

Why are you going to work?

Why do you have to go potty?

Why are we eating dinner?

Who bought this? (For every item in the house. Every. Single. One.)

Why is the snow melting?

Why are you putting away my clothes?

Why is that dog barking?

Why did the sun go to sleep?

Why does that spell "Wal*mart"?

Why is it raining?

Why is water wet? (OK...not really, but I'm sure it will come up any day now.)

Why are you tired?

I'll give you one guess...